понедельник, 3 июня 2013 г.

NO, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP (Forrest Griffin)


This is an excellent technique to utilize when in a heated argument with your landlord or boss. By pointing a finger at your aggressor’s face, you’re pretty much assuring that he will point his finger back at you. The instant he does, latch onto that sucker and break it in half. It is important to note, however, that if you are in a serious fight, breaking your opponent’s finger will most likely just piss him off. To prevent him from retaliating, kick him in the nuts while he is down on one knee.



 I point my finger into Neil’s face to make him irate. To ensure that I get the reaction I desire, I add, “You’re a greasy punk bitch, and I order you to be quiet.”








 
 Neil takes the bait and points his finger back at me. He utters something about respect and how he’s not afraid of me, but I’m not listening.










I grab Neil’s finger with my right hand.









As I grab Neil’s right wrist with my left hand, I break his finger with my right. To rub salt into the wound, I mutter, “How you like that, greasy punk bitch?!?!” Next, I will soccer-kick him in the groin. 

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